J Crave - J Crave is a cologne that smells like cum and a latte. It’s

J Crave is a cologne that smells like cum and a latte. It’s so gay it can make bears come out of the woods to sniff your butt.

I used J Crave and got sniffed by a bear at the park.

My friend wore J Crave and got attacked by a bear.

At the gym, the guy who used J Crave made the whole room smell like a bear's fart.