J Chilln - You're chill enough to make a refrigerator jealous and a mic

You're chill enough to make a refrigerator jealous and a microwave cry.

I J Chilln so much I stopped breathing and my dog cried because he thought I was dead.

During the school play, I J Chilln and forgot my lines and started singing the national anthem instead.

I J Chilln on the bus and the driver yelled, 'What is this, a vacation?'