J-cation - A trip where you smoke weed so much you forget why you left

A trip where you smoke weed so much you forget why you left your house in the first place.

I took a J-cation and now I live in my couch.

My J-cation was supposed to last three days. Now it's been a week and I still smell like a dispensary.

I went on a J-cation and came back with a new best friend: my pizza box.