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A buddy who always promises to be there but then gets distracted by a wedding or a girlfriend and vanishes like a fart in a hurricane.

You: 'We're going to the concert!' Him: 'See you there!' Later: 'My girlfriend's in labor.'

You: 'Let's eat!' Him: 'I'll be there in 10!' Later: 'I'm at my sister's wedding.'

You: 'We're doing this tonight!' Him: 'I'll be there!' Later: 'I got whipped.'

A pal who makes plans with you and then disappears like a thief in the night because of a wedding or a girlfriend.

You: 'Let's go to the mall!' Him: 'I'll be there!' Later: 'I'm getting married.'

You: 'We're going to the movie!' Him: 'I'll be there!' Later: 'I got dumped.'

You: 'We're going to the bar!' Him: 'I'm coming!' Later: 'My girlfriend's in labor.'

A friend who says they'll be there but then runs off to a wedding or a girlfriend and leaves you hanging like a used towel.

You: 'Let's go to the game!' Him: 'I'll be there!' Later: 'My girlfriend's in labor.'

You: 'Let's eat!' Him: 'I'll be there!' Later: 'I'm at my brother's wedding.'

You: 'We're going to the beach!' Him: 'I'll be there!' Later: 'I got whipped.'