J baby drew Baby Jesus in the manger. She said it was the cutest thing ever. I said it looked like a kid who just got grounded.

At church, J baby said, ‘I think Baby Jesus is just J baby in the manger.’ The priest said, ‘That’s not what the Bible says.’

J baby did a project on Baby Jesus. She called him ‘Just J’ and got an A. Her teacher said, ‘That’s the worst A I’ve ever given.’