J baby walked into the bar and all the guys looked at her. She was like a Pez Dispenser with a smile.

J baby said she’s from Huntington Beach. I asked if she’s been to the beach. She said, ‘I’ve been to the beach so many times, I’ve got a sunburn in my soul.’

J baby said she was a Pez Dispenser and she could tell me the secret to getting hot. I said I didn’t need secrets, I just needed her.