J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>
She’s a J. A. P. if she’s got money, a fake tan, and a nose that looks like it’s been sculpted by a drunk guy. She buys stupid stuff just to show off.
She bought a $1000 purse and said it was ‘the most affordable thing I’ve ever bought.’
She called me a ‘hobo’ because I eat lunch in the cafeteria.
She got into Yale just because her daddy paid for it.