J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>
A rich, stuck-up, Jewish girl who thinks she’s the queen of everything. She wears fake tan so thick it looks like she dipped her face in dirt.
My cousin’s a J. A. P. She spent $500 on a bagel because it had gold glitter on it.
She walked into the room like she owned the place, then tripped over her own Ugg boots.
She called me a ‘poor little thing’ because I ride the bus to school.