J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>
A J. A. P. is a brat who thinks she’s hot because she got a fake tan and a Louis Vuitton bag. She’s from the east coast and thinks everyone else is beneath her.
She tried to flirt with my dad and said, ‘I bet I make more money than you.’
She wore her Northface fleece to the prom and called it ‘fashionable.’
She got a B on her math test and cried because it wasn’t an A+.