My mom said I’d be rich one day. I said, 'I’m LeBron James, Bitch!'

I blocked him for the 10th time. He said, 'I’m LeBron James, Bitch!' I said, 'You’re just a ghost with a crown.'

He tried to flex in my face. I said, 'I’m LeBron James, Bitch! You’re just a middle schooler with a basketball.'