i'm late - the easiest way to tell your guy you're pregnant, and it sou

the easiest way to tell your guy you're pregnant, and it sounds like you're trying to kill him

I'm late. You're going to die if I don't get a baby soon.

I'm late. That’s not a phase, that’s a full-blown pregnancy.

I'm late. I'm not late, I'm just waiting for you to start crying.