I'm Keith Hernandez
You say you're Keith Hernandez like you're the only one who's ever existed. You think you're so good you don't even need to prove it, the world just knows it.
I'm Keith Hernandez, and I'm gonna win this game even if I don't know the rules.
I'm Keith Hernandez, and I'm gonna make this song about me, even though it's not mine.
I'm Keith Hernandez, and I'm gonna make this argument the best one ever, even if I'm wrong.