I'm Keith Hernandez - You say you're Keith Hernandez like it's a title. You're not

You say you're Keith Hernandez like it's a title. You're not just someone in the crowd, you're the whole crowd and the crowd is jealous of you.

I'm Keith Hernandez, and I'm gonna make this group chat about me for the next hour.

I'm Keith Hernandez, and I'm gonna eat this cake like it's my legacy.

I'm Keith Hernandez, and I'm gonna make this pizza the most famous pizza in the city.