I'm Keith Hernandez - You say you're Keith Hernandez like it's a curse. You think

You say you're Keith Hernandez like it's a curse. You think your name is so powerful it can make anything better, even if it's just a Tuesday.

I'm Keith Hernandez, and I'm gonna make this Tuesday legendary.

I'm Keith Hernandez, and I'm gonna turn this coffee into a drink of champions.

I'm Keith Hernandez, and I'm gonna make this traffic jam feel like a parade.