I'm just running to the store
A classic way to avoid responsibility and let someone else deal with the mess you made
Dad: 'I'm just running to the store.' (He left me with a pile of dishes and a crying baby.)
Mom: 'I'm just running to the store.' (She left me with a bill and a broken phone.)
Brother: 'I'm just running to the store.' (He left me with the dog and a side of drama.)
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