I'm just a tool working for the man - You're just a dumb robot doing whatever your boss says. No b

You're just a dumb robot doing whatever your boss says. No brains. No thinking. Just shoveling poop from one end of the office to the other.

My boss said I had to work 12 hours today. I said 'yes sir' and cried inside.

I didn't even question why I had to reorganize the fridge. I just did it.

I got yelled at for not wearing my pants properly. I didn't even know pants had rules.