I'm Just a Bill
The Bill is a piece of paper that spends more time on the toilet than it does in Congress, and it’s got no intention of ever becoming a law.
The Bill got flushed three times this week. He’s getting tired of it.
I’m just a Bill, and I just got stuck in a toilet again.
The Bill said, 'I’d rather be toilet paper than a law.' Then he got flushed.