I'm Just a Bill
The Bill is a piece of paper that has no ambition and spends all its time being flushed and rolled up, and it’s only happy when it’s finally passed into a law.
The Bill got flushed again. He’s getting lazy.
I’m just a Bill, and I just got stuck in a toilet for the fourth time today.
The Bill said, 'I’d rather be a law than a toilet paper roll.' Then he got stuck in the toilet.