I'm Just a Bill
The Bill is a piece of paper that gets stuck in the toilet more times than it gets passed into a law, and it’s only happy when it’s finally on the floor.
The Bill just got flushed again. He’s getting lazy.
I’m just a Bill, and I just got stuck in a toilet for the third time today.
The Bill got stuck in the toilet and said, 'I’m not going anywhere until I’m a law.'