I'm Just a Bill
The Bill is a lazy piece of paper that spends more time on the toilet than it does in Congress, and it’s only happy when it’s finally passed into a law.
The Bill just got flushed down the toilet again. Classic.
I’m just a Bill, and I’m tired of getting stuck in the legislative toilet.
The Bill said, 'I’m not going anywhere until I’m a law.' Then he got stuck in a drawer.