I'm in the tunnel
You say this when someone calls you and you're too lazy to listen. You pretend you're in a tunnel so you can hang up and avoid their boring stories or requests.
'I'm in the tunnel!' I said and hung up. I didn't even have to leave my bed. #EscapePlan
'I'm in the tunnel!' I yelled, then hung up. I didn't want to hear his whole life story. #NoMoreStories
'I'm in the tunnel!' I said and dropped my phone. I was too lazy to talk. #CallEscape