I'm in a pickle - If you're in a pickle, you're so messed up you can't even pi

If you're in a pickle, you're so messed up you can't even pick a direction to run, and your life feels like a mess.

I had to pick between going to the concert or staying home with my sick dog. Now I'm in a pickle, and I'm just screaming into the void.

I was trying to pick between two jobs, but now I'm in a pickle and I don't know what to do with my life.

I had to pick between eating cake or eating cake. I'm in a pickle, and my brain is just like, 'Why?'