I'm here for the badger - A ridiculous reason Gord gives a guard so he can mess with p

A ridiculous reason Gord gives a guard so he can mess with people and yell nonsense.

I'm here for the badger, and I'm here to fight

I'm here for the badger, and I'm not leaving until I see a badger

I'm here for the badger, and I'm bringing a bag of chips to throw at people