I'm Heck at This - When you're so bored you could eat a donut and not even tast

When you're so bored you could eat a donut and not even taste it. It's like the 1 billion dads went to get milk and came back with a nap instead.

I'm bored as heck, what about you?

I'm so bored I could sleep through a thunderstorm.

I'm Heck at This because I've been waiting for this moment since 2003.