I'm hanging in there - Your pants are sagging so low your f***ing nuts are out, and

Your pants are sagging so low your f***ing nuts are out, and your boner is trying to escape.

My pants are hanging in there, but my boner is trying to escape.

I'm hanging in there with my pants, but my boner is in a whole other place.

My pants are barely holding on, and my boner is screaming for help.