I'm gonna tan your hide
This is when someone is going to whack you so hard with a strap you’ll think you’re in a wrestling match with a flamingo.
My brother said, 'I'm gonna tan your hide,' after I stole his last slice of pizza.
My dog growled, 'I'm gonna tan your hide,' because I took his favorite toy.
My boss said, 'I'm gonna tan your hide,' after I sent an email to the whole company saying he was a cheeseburger.
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