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I’m gonna go take a CNN, and I swear if I get caught, I’ll say it was a raccoon in a suit.

I took a CNN in the grocery store and told the cashier it was a product test.

I took a CNN at the mall and blamed it on the elevator.

I took a CNN in the library and said it was a secret mission.