I'm gonna call my dad - A stupid threat used by kids who can't handle being laughed

A stupid threat used by kids who can't handle being laughed at. Their dad is just a regular guy who works at a gas station.

I'm gonna call my dad. He'll show you who's boss.

My dad is the toughest man in the neighborhood. He once beat up a goat.

Call my dad and you'll regret it. He'll come and slap you.