I'm Gonna Call It
A weak kid’s way of trying to sound tough by saying they’re gonna call it, then making up a stupid story about their dad fighting some random guy from the 80s.
I’m gonna call it. My dad once fought a man who had a beard like a monster.
I’m gonna call it. My dad took on a guy who had a sword and a grudge.
I’m gonna call it. My dad fought a guy who had a mullet and a plan.