I'm going to milk your goat.
A funny and dirty way to say you're going to beat someone up and make them look like a goat who just got milked.
'I'm going to milk your goat,' she said, and I was already crying.
He said, 'I'm going to milk your goat. You're gonna be the goat's nap time.'
I texted him, 'I'm going to milk your goat. You're gonna be the goat's snack.'