I'm going to listen to Vin Scully - The moment you pretend to be a fan just so you can hear Vin

The moment you pretend to be a fan just so you can hear Vin Scully's voice while you take a dump in the Dodger Stadium bathroom.

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully and take a dump

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully like I'm a real fan

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully because I'm too lazy to leave the bathroom