i'm glitching - You're so shook you're like a video game that just got hacke

You're so shook you're like a video game that just got hacked. You're doing weird stuff and it's not making sense.

I'm glitching because my dog just stole my phone.

I tried to say 'I love you' but it came out as 'florpflarp'.

I'm glitching so hard I'm about to crash like a spaceship.