i'm gay
The best way to say you're both happy and confused. Also used when you're trying to run away from a relationship.
'You're gay? Me too!!', said by two guys who just realized they both like the same guy and now have to figure out what that means.
'You're gay? Me too!!', said by two people who just got out of a bad relationship and are now best friends.
'You're gay? Me too!!', said by two kids who just got caught sneaking into the school dance.