I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail
You're basically telling everyone to be quiet and do what you say, or the cat will turn on you like it did to that intern who forgot to bring snacks.
I'm fuckin' this cat, so shut up and hold its tail, I’m not the only one who's tired of this nonsense!
This cat is gonna end me if I don't shut up and hold its tail!
I'm fuckin' this cat, so shut up and hold its tail, the meeting's not over yet!