I'm Friggin' Snake!
You play Metal Gear Solid so loud and messy, you’re like a f***ing tornado in a hallway. Stealth? What’s that?
I walked into the room like it was a party. The enemies didn’t even know what hit them.
I didn’t sneak. I screamed, 'I’m Friggin’ Snake!' and threw grenades.
I didn’t even need bullets. I just waved my gun like it was a magic wand.