I'm friends with that!
A total excuse to be a giant pain in the ass. People use it to act like they’re cool even when they’re not. You’ll see it on TV when some girl who can’t sing says she’s ‘friends with that’ and then proceeds to embarrass herself.
I’m friends with that! (said after failing a math test)
I’m friends with that! (said while wearing socks with sandals)
I’m friends with that! (said after getting kicked out of a restaurant)