I'm french - You yell 'I'm french' like you're a mad kangaroo when you do

You yell 'I'm french' like you're a mad kangaroo when you do something so dumb it should be illegal.

'I'm french!' I yelled after I painted my face with ketchup and mustard.

'I'm french!' I screamed when I tried to ride my bike and just sat there like a statue.

'I'm french!' I shouted when I ate my eraser like it was candy.