I'm french
You say 'I'm french' when you do something so dumb it's like you're a confused goat who forgot how to eat.
'I'm french!' I said after I wore my socks inside out to school.
'I'm french!' I yelled when I tried to answer a question and just said 'um' for five minutes.
'I'm french!' I shouted when I tried to write my name and it looked like a foreign language.