I'm festively plump - You yell this when someone says you look like a meatball and

You yell this when someone says you look like a meatball and you’re too proud to cry.

'I'm festively plump!' I said, because I was wearing a Christmas sweater and my pants were falling off.

'I'm festively plump!' I texted him after he called me a walking buffet.

I said, 'I'm festively plump!' when my mom said I looked like Santa’s second cousin.