I'm festively plump - You say this when you're so fat you look like a holiday deco

You say this when you're so fat you look like a holiday decoration and you're proud of it.

After my uncle said I looked like a Christmas tree, I said, 'I'm festively plump!' and smiled through my pizza.

I told my brother, 'I'm festively plump!' when he said I looked like a gingerbread man.

I texted my mom, 'I'm festively plump!' after she said I looked like a Thanksgiving turkey.