I'm festively plump
You say this when someone calls you fat and you're too proud to be mad.
After my dad said I looked like a meatball, I said, 'I'm festively plump!' and ate another burger.
I told my sister, 'I'm festively plump!' after she said I looked like a Thanksgiving turkey.
When my friend said I looked like a cake, I said, 'I'm festively plump!' and smiled through my pie.
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