I'm falling for you
What losers say to keep you tied down, when they’re still mooching off you but too lazy to actually make it work.
'I’m falling for you', said by the girl who still takes your lunch money every day.
'I’m falling for you', said by the guy who still crashes at your house but never pays rent.
'I’m falling for you', said by the friend who still borrows your clothes but never returns them.