I'm eating movies (ani ochel sratim) - A Hebrew phrase that means you’re getting hit with crazy and

A Hebrew phrase that means you’re getting hit with crazy and gross stuff like a buffet of embarrassment.

My dog ate my homework and my mom saw it. I'm eating movies.

I tripped in front of my crush and my pants fell down. I'm eating movies.

My teacher thinks I’m a robot but I’m just sleepy. I'm eating movies.