I'm Dead - You don’t wanna do something so bad you say you’re dead and

You don’t wanna do something so bad you say you’re dead and you’re probably lying.

My mom told me to clean my room and I said, 'I’m dead!'

My dad said I had to do my homework and I screamed, 'I’m dead!'

My brother asked me to mow the lawn and I said, 'I’m dead!'