I'm Cunning
You fake a climax by yelling 'I'm Cunning!' then you pull out and let your cum hit their knee like it's a slap in the face.
I said 'I'm Cunning!' then I let my cum hit her knee like it was a curse.
He faked it with 'I'm Cunning!' then he peed on my leg like I owed him money.
She yelled 'I'm Cunning!' and then I got splattered with cum like it was a crime.