i'm coughing - When your laugh becomes a cough because you’re so dumbfounde

When your laugh becomes a cough because you’re so dumbfounded by something so idiotic it makes you want to quit your brain.

I heard a joke about a cow who got a degree. I'm coughing like I just ate a cow and a textbook.

My friend told me about his pet turtle who got a job as a DJ. I'm coughing like I just tried to dance with a turtle in a pool.

My brother said he got married to a pizza. I'm coughing like I just inhaled a whole wedding cake.