i'm coughing
When you laugh so hard your body starts coughing because you can't handle the amount of nonsense being thrown at you.
My friend told a joke about a chicken who became a lawyer. I'm coughing like I just had a trial with a chicken.
I watched a video of a duck wearing a crown. I'm coughing like I just saw a duck get a promotion.
My neighbor told me about his pet goldfish who started a band. I'm coughing like I just joined a goldfish orchestra.