I'm claiming shine
You’re calling someone out like they’re the biggest poser you’ve ever seen.
My brother said he’s a wizard. I’m claiming shine. He can’t even make his cereal float.
My friend said she’s a fashion icon. I’m claiming shine. She wears pajamas to school and calls it 'street style'.
My neighbor said he’s a magician. I’m claiming shine. He can’t even make a rabbit appear out of a hat.