I'm bud light - You're the kind of person who shows up to the party in pajam

You're the kind of person who shows up to the party in pajamas and then starts a karaoke battle.

I'm bud light, so I wore my socks inside out to the grocery store.

I'm bud light, so I'll answer the phone with my feet on the table.

I'm bud light, so I'll text my mom and say I'm fine even though I'm crying in a toilet.