I'm bud light
You don't care if things go sideways, because you're too busy laughing at the chaos.
I'm bud light, so I'm driving with one hand and eating a taco with the other.
I'm bud light, so I'll fail my test and then proceed to dance in the hallway.
I'm bud light, so I'll take the blame for something I didn't do just to make my friend laugh.
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